Beyoncé Twitter Game Tests Your Skillz As Her Assistant

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Challenge: don’t get fired. 

Do you ever see something and think “Damn, why didn’t I come up with that?” or “Why am I not that smart?” 

Well, you’re about to. We present you with the genius of Green Chyna, a Twitter user who invented an interactive game that lets you test your skillz as Beyoncé’s assistant.

The game presents you with a bunch of different decisions you have to make to get Queen Bey to a red carpet event on time. 

Will Beyoncé want a granola breakfast or five-star big brekkie? Does she get ready in the hotel room or in the car on the way to the event? The answers to these questions seem obvious, but it’s all a lie. 

The game gets more difficult and obscure the longer you last (how the hell are we supposed to know which Beyonce Twitter account she wants us to take down?!) and will probably make you realise how much you suck at being someone’s assistant. 

Just warning you. 

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The thread’s creator, 19-year-old Landon Rivera, told BuzzFeed News the quiz is “pretty much devised [sic] off common logic and some Beyoncé trivia.”

He makes it sound so simple but trust us when we say, it’s not. 

There are a few different types of competitors. 

There’s people like me who made it solidly through the first two rounds then failed at question number three (as if Beyonce doesn’t enjoy gossiping?!) 

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Then there’s people like this who make it ten rounds deep (somehow) only to get fired thanks to titanium drinking straws. 

Then there’s the superhumans who make it all the way through and don’t get fired. 

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If you were dropped by Beyoncé don’t fret, you’re not alone in the struggle. Even Bey’s IRL assistant, Sam Greenberg, has her bad days at work. Like the time at the 2015 Tidal X: 10/20 Event red carpet when she was shooed off the red carpet.

Rough. 

We feel ya Sam. Beyoncé’s disapproval is like a knife to the heart. 

We know firsthand (kinda). 

Images: Getty / Josiah Kamau, Giphy / Giphy.

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Written By Krisinda Merhi