There's a Christmas version of Baby Shark to deliver you slowly but surely into hell
Sometimes in life you find yourself truly, truly torn.
One the one hand, we want to warn you about the impending apocalypse that is Baby Shark: The Christmas Edition, on the other, we know just uttering these words will get Satan's tune stuck in your head.
Either way, don't hate the messenger, love/hate the message.
TL;DR it exists.
Someone will play it purposefully to annoy you over Chrissy and/or rile up the kids.
No amount of sparkling wine nor Christmas cheer (see: rocking back and forth in the corner) will override its Dementor-like ability to destroy.
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