Madame Tussauds have made Prince Harry and Meghan Markle wax figures and they’re bloody terrifying

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The real nightmare before Christmas

Because the work wasn’t already obsessed enough with newlyweds Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Madame Tussauds has taken their love to the next level. 

The Berlin based wax museum unveiled two new wax figures of the royals and there are honestly no words. 

Well, one word: TERRIFYING. 

Madame Tussaud must’ve been having a bad day, because WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY. 

Harry kinda looks like a goblin from Harry Potter (no offence to the goblin). 

But there’s a reason the ‘figures’ look so creepy: they’re some form of wax-human mutant. 

Harry and Meghan are part of a new exhibit where ACTORS impersonate the royal pair by wearing waxwork heads. 

Is impersonation the new form of admiration? Because to us it’s just all kinds of wrong. 

Meghan even has a fake baby bump…

There’s happy snaps of the couple sitting by a roaring fire:

And Meghan picking a present from beneath a Christmas tree (at least we THINK that’s what she’s doing…)

Other possibilities include: 

  1. Going into labour
  2. Testing her squat 
  3. Watching her life flash before her eyes

Decide for yourself: 

As well as posing for their Christmas card, the phoney Harry and Meghan stepped out to a local Christmas market last week to do some holiday shopping.

The museum seems very excited about their new additions but we’ll be sleeping with the lights on for a little while. 

Images: Getty / Chris Jackson, Getty / Matthias Nareyek , Giphy / Giphy.


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Written By Krisinda Merhi