Keanu Reeves Says He’s A “Lonely Guy” And We Volunteer As Tribute

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Be still our beating hearts. 

Keanu Reeves, what can we say? 

When you look up “1990s heartthrob” in the dictionary, a picture of Keanu Reeves is sticky-taped to the page by a thousand teenage hands. 

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Keanu Reeves - now the best-looking 54-year-old in Hollywood - has had a thriving acting career spanning three decades, and come out on top after a lifetime-worth of tragedy. 

And he’s just announced he’s lonely. 

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Naturally, the entire internet volunteered as tribute. 

Twitter, and most of the folks in the office, have put up their hands to be Keanu’s… anything. We’re here Keanu. We’re right here. 

Now please enjoy this internet thirst:

The Matrix and John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum star surprised everyone when asked in an interview with Star if he was seeing someone special, he gave this response: 

“You mean romantic love? You know, I’m the lonely guy. I don’t have anyone in my life. 

“But if it does occur, I would respect and love the other person; hopefully it’ll happen for me.”

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If you’re thinking of flying to Hollywood and camping outside Keanu’s house, blasting Justin Bieber’s 2009 classic One Less Lonely Girl until he comes out and becomes your boyfriend, calm TF down and get lost - he’s ours. 

Image: Getty / Dave J Hogan / Contributor


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Written By Brynn Davies