The ‘Jurassic Park’ Trilogy is coming to Netflix which means it’s marathon time

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Your daily nugget of good news: Jurassic Park is coming to Netflix. 

If you instantly thought of Chris Pratt we kindly ask you to vacate the premises. 

We’ll just leave this here: 

If you thought “Heck yeah Steven Spielberg”, then you can stay. 

The ORIGINAL (*cough* better *cough*) ‘Jurassic Park’ Trilogy is coming to Netflix in March and we’re equal parts keen and terrified.

Now, before you roll your eyes and tell us that crappy 90s special effects mean there’s nothing to be terrified about, let us explain: 

CRAPPY 90s special effects ARE terrifying. 

Not to mention dinosaurs have sharp teeth and claws and eat humans and that’s terrifying. 

And watching them alone in bed at midnight brings a whole new fear-factor. 

So, we’re terrified. 

But the movies are bloody classics and bloody good so we’re excited to be terrified. 

Don’t question or logic, it makes perfect sense. 

Not only are the OG Jurassic Park movies directed by old mate Spielberg, but they star Samuel L. Jackson (in a trench coat and glasses #shook) and a young hot Jeff Goldblum (#shook x2). 

If your only memory of Jurassic Park is Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard sprinting in high heels (???), then this is the perfect opportunity to reclaim some lost brain cells. 

Educate yourself by watching this 1990s cinema gold and thank us later. 

Images: Jurassic Park / Universal Pictures, Giphy / Giphy. 

 

 

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