Joe Keery Cut His Hair And No, We’re Not Okay, Thanks

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Steve Harrington, who dis? 

Joe Keery AKA Steve Harrington AKA everyone’s favourite 1980s boyfriend just got a haircut. 


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But he didn't just get any old haircut, oh no, that would be too gentle on our hearts. The man went and got himself a bowl cut. And no, we’re not okay, thanks for asking.

The Stranger Things star is known for his luscious locks but we guess he’s now going to be known for breaking the hearts of everyone around the world. 


Joe Keery debuted the look at a fancy Chanel dinner but who cares about a perfume launch when there’s this^ news. 

The new ‘do could be for a new role but, frankly, we don’t care if he’s a dedicated actor or artisté or whatever: we strongly reject these new locks and would like the real Joe Keery to please stand up. 

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And we’re not the only ones. The internet has been in a period of mourning for the luscious locks. 

Images: Stranger Things / Netflix, Giphy / Giphy. 

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