Attention: Jordyn Woods Has Fled The Country To Escape KUWTK Trailer
Run Forrest, run.
We’ve all been there, right?
Breaking up our bestie’s family after having a quick smooch with their hubby.
Being publicly humiliated and hated after our indiscretions were broadcast to the world.
Subsequently becoming the Big Bad on the greatest reality TV show of all time.
But seriously, Jordyn, we’re starting to feel sorry for you.
As we would all do if we were about to be publically shot down by America’s most influential family, Jordyn Woods left the States just before the KUWTK trailer dropped yesterday.
The Season 16 trailer wasted absolutely zero time going for Jordyn’s jugular. It was to be expected the Jordyn/Tristan/Khloe scandal would be the main focus of this season.
Knowing what was coming, Jordyn was a smart bish and got the heck outta dodge before the trailer dropped.
According to Us Weekly’s source, Jordyn made some quick adjustments to her calendar and bumped up a business trip overseas.
She’s currently living it up in London promoting her new eyelash line and is said to be signing “several new deals” within the makeup and fashion industry.
Yep, the scandal has actually BOOSTED her career. Not only did her Insta following grow from eight million to 9.6 million post-smooch, but she’s also been “flooded with calls from companies who want to get their brands seen with the star,” according to The Blast.
So, the totally unplanned and unexpected scandal has worked out perfectly for all involved?
Sure, we’ll bite.